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While doing research on TV Tropes for the Ugly characters article I accidentally stumbled onto My Immortal.
It is the worst Harry Potter Fanfiction ever, but it’s so bad it’s good. To quote:
The plot is mostly centered around Voldemort Vlodemort trying to force Ebony Enoby to kill Harry Vampire. After this, Ebony goes back in time tim to try to prevent Tom Riddle Tom Bombodil from ever becoming Voldemort Volxemort, by making him fall in love with her. Snape Snap and Lupin Loopin are pedophiles who enjoy masturbating masticating and eventually get sent to Azkaban Azerbaijan. Then there’s some drama between Enoby, Draco Dracola, and Vampire, and…who are we kidding? There’s nothing resembling a plot here.
And it has author notes. Like this one:
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
The most lethal part however, is that it has a drinking game. Which I was silly enough to try out. With cava. I am now dead. (Not sure whether by laughing or drinking though)
This means that the article on Ugly people will have to wait until tomorrow, until I’ve recovered from the booze, and the sheer stupidity of humanity.
In the mean time, why don’t you try it out yourself?